Funny application dating my daughter

Single mothers are bona fide idiots and here is why you should never even consider dating one: First, this is a woman who clearly doesn’t give a shit about her child’s well-being and future prospects. Lumping her in with single mothers is an insult to his memory, to her and to her children. Divorced mothers are also NOT single mothers, although a huge flashing PROCEED WITH CAUTION sign is definitely in order. A single mother is a woman who had a child outside of any established relationship, or a relationship so fragile the thickest retard in the world ought to have been able to see bringing a child on board was a FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA.If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.

Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.

I have asked her permission to write this, and obviously she said yes. -hugs-Iggy: I want to see the flock, can you ask Robina if she can bring Angel over for a visit? Next chapter of 'Total takes over' you can have Angel over. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

If you want to know how this began, go read her story, and be sure to review it. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hope you enjoy, and go read 'Application to date my Daughter' by Evil Robina to find out the backstory on this!

Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend? But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi.

Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. I added little responses to the rules, even though it doesn't say to.

However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.

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